Stephen Colbert has just released a Christmas album titled, A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All, and he is upset that it has only reached No. 16 on iTunes.
Kanye West’s album, 808s and Heartbreak is currently in the coveted top spot on the list, forcing Colbert to launch “Operation Humble Kanye.”
“I’m furious that an egomaniac like Kanye is beating me,” Colbert said. He went on and refreshed everyone’s memories of Kanye’s recent holier-than-thou statement: “I will go down as the voice of this generation of this decade.”
Colbert’s response? “Sir, you are not the voice of this generation of this decade. In fact, with all the auto-tuning on your records, you’re barely the voice of your own albums.”
Colbert went on to say that Kanye has the same influence on this generation as Crocs!
Colbert finished off by asking everyone to purchase his album on iTunes tonight at 5 PM, saying, “This is war, and I’m calling for a surge.”
Kanye responded to the attack via Twitter, saying “Who the fuck is Stephen Colbert?”
He would like us all to purchase his Christmas album on iTunes this Wednesday at 5pmEST so that he can knock Kanye West off the #1 spot. Stephen believes that his ego is big enough to go up against and crush Kanye’s gigantic ego.
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