May 16
Paris Wants Marriage
We all know that Paris Hilton has been dying to get married. Hasn’t the girl been engaged like ten times? Paris was telling People magazine that she wants to wear a white Dolce and Gabbana dress. Why bother with white Paris? We all know you have slept with a LOT of guys. She even has an STD (Herpes) so how could she expect us to be ok with a ‘white’ wedding dress. How about off white, or eggshell?
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